Teachers Say the Darnedest Things!

February 29th, 2008

Another reason to always listen to your teachers: they just say the darnedest (and in some cases, the smartest,) things!

“Because I don’t have any breast milk.”

-Mr. Boardman, English II (Pre-IB) and English IV teacher, on why he can’t bring his infant son to school

“Family is like fish: when they hang around too long, they start to smell.”

-Mr. Nusbaum, IB biology II, AP biology, and pre-AP biology teacher

“One time a student asked me,’When are you going to tell us what S.A. stands for since we have been writing them for a year now?’”

- Mr. Anderson, AP European history and theory of knowledge teacher

“It must be nice having a locker in the bathroom. You can get rid of two things at the same time.”

-Ms. Mejia, IB Spanish III and AP Spanish literature teacher, noticing how people often have to go to the bathroom when they forget their homework

“Math completes me. And my girlfriend…please don’t tell my girlfriend that I said math completes me.”

- Mr. Dungan, AP calculus AB and pre-calculus (honors) teacher

“Curious Andrew -it’s like the little monkey that didn’t quite make it famous.”

- Mr. Anderson, AP European history and theory of knowledge teacher

“I still count on my fingers, and even then I get it wrong.”

-Ms. Kurz, English III IB and English III teacher, pointing out she has an English degree, not a math degree

“Come prepared to die tomorrow.”

-Mrs. Fischer, pre-IB biology teacher, on the “Dread Red” lab

“I don’t love my pen the same way I love my husband.”

-Ms. Turley, AP English literature and compostion and theory of knowledge teacher, on different kinds of love

“”You’re like puppy dogs begging for a biscuit.”

- Mr. Anderson, AP European history and theory of knowledge teacher, describing his students’ eagerness for extra credit

“You may want to cut off your left hand on test day.”

-Mr. Bertossa, pre-IB conceptual physics and IB SL/AP B Physics teacher, explaining how to avoid confusion in regards to the right hand rule

“If you didn’t get it right, then yes, you got it wrong.”

-Mr. Brielmaier, pre-calc and mathematical studies teacher


Words of Wisdom: Exams

February 29th, 2008

1. What’s some good advice for handling the IB exams ?

The usual pre-test stuff is usually a good bet… getting there early, going to be early

(yeah, right), having a good breakfast, etc etc. But the most important thing you

should try to remember is that you ARE prepared for these exams (may not seem

like it at the time) and you’ve been working up to them for three or four years of high

school. During the exam, try to stay calm and manage your time so that you’re not

frantically trying to finish. But then again, a little space-out time is occasionally good

for the soul. And the hand cramps. Just make sure you come back from your happy

place and finish the exam!

 

2. Any advice for staying awake during

those inevitable all-nighters?

Well…you have to sleep eventually. Remember that. But if you’re studying in

the wee hours, what usually works for me is getting up and moving around a little bit.

Stretch. Jog. Do jumping jacks. Something to reengergize. Also, you could try getting

a drink or eating a snack. Then there’s always dousing your face with cold water.

It’s very invigorating.

*Leonore Waldrip, has been a part of the International Program for all four years and was

one of the valedictorians for the class of 2006.


Business

February 29th, 2008

by Margaret Capobianco

Business, he said

Cold, without feeling, his voice as hard as stone

Funny, I thought.

Funny how he had changed, how his soft gentleness had melted away to reveal the jagged edges beneath, sharp points that cut deep

Let’s be professional, he said

Lips moved, voice spoke, but his eyes were vacant, staring

Let’s be honest, I thought

But his honesty had fled as the clock struck the hour, fled with his unguarded smiles, and carefree laughter, fled like the night being chased by the dawn.

We were immature, he said

Accusatory, blaming, like the child he so dreaded mimicking

We were alive, I thought

For the great irony was that the new day had brought with it death, death to my ideals, death to our passion, death to the man I once knew, the man I once, could have…may have…loved

Goodbye, he said

Finite, resolute, without regret

Goodbye, I thought

Goodbye to my innocence and naiveté, goodbye to romantic illusions of love.

For while I stood there silent, speechless, I realized that for him it was always business, and all of life one grand deal, to be brokered and bargained.  I was nothing more than some petty pawn in his game of power and politics, to be traded in or sold at the slightest gesture of Adam Smith’s invisible hand

Silly me, I thought

To have let my heart get in the way


He’s My Everything

February 29th, 2008

By Jennifer Feliciano

He’s that delicious poison

Flowing through my veins

Cursing my soul with a heated passion

He’s that one fatal flaw

With the unbearable ability

To tear down the gates securing this heart

He’s that fire burning inside of me

Filling my mind with a cloud of smoke

Silencing my voice, controlling my thoughts; harder to breathe

He’s that bitter sweet taste

Lingering on these longing lips

Showering light to cover the darkness within

He’s the rain upon this cheek

With the caressing touch of silk

Kissing away all of these hidden fears

He’s that unconditional, irresistible warmth

Filling the depths of this emptiness; always there

Rebuilding up the foundation of this shattered faith

He’s that extended hand of strength and courage

Who guides me when I’m drowning in doubt

And fixes my broken wings so I can fly again

He’s that indescribable sensation

That can be felt in every pulse; every breath

Where words lack in comparison to how he makes me feel

He’s that one special guy

Who left a mark, a scar on this heart

One that will forever remain

He is my everything


Leap Year

February 29th, 2008

by Katie Tillman

      Leap Year has come, bringing out the mysteries involved. Leap Year gives us all one extra day throughout the year to do anything we want. In ancient times, this day was said to be magical, where anyone could do anything they put their heart too. Now I am not going to go agree with this statement considering the injuries scattered around the school on this day. This year, kids were seen jumping off the roof of the auditorium. How they reached the top is beyond me. They attempted to stop a moving car, pretended to be invisible and sneaked into restricted areas, and finally, my favorite, a student tried to have super speed. He spent his entire day walking through the halls, going “swish, swish” and making motions with his hand. On his commute between classes, he would make a sad imitation of a slow run shouting “zoom, zoom”! One of the local IB geeks tried his luck on a time machine. He claims he made it, but as the clock stuck midnight, it vanished, sounds a little Cinderella-esqe to me. He let us quote us on his exuberant adventure “It was amazing! I programmed the machine to take me back to the time of Maya civilization. I was able to see their advanced civilization in action. The marvelous pyramids, the dual calendar system, the ingenious of their time, and I was able to participate in this intense ball game, where we couldn’t use our hands or feet. My team lost, but just barely, though I couldn’t really tell what they were saying, I think they mentioned something about my head. Next thing I know, I am swept back to my bedroom.” On this day, I am not recommending to completely give up the hope of something magical, but let’s make it more grounded, like actually finishing homework before ten.


Eclipse Review

February 29th, 2008

by Amana Abdulakeel

      As an active reader myself, I have to say that Eclipse was one of the best books I have ever read. I can honestly say that it is as good as Harry Potter! Eclipse is the sequel to Twilight and New Moon, and I think it was an excellent continuation and that it still contained the same charisma that the first and second book had. Whatreally struck me the most about this novel was the way that it ended. Since there are some that have not read this novel yet, I will not disclose any information but I will have you know that the ending is not all that it seems to be, seeing as it is written from someone else’s point of view. The epilogue provided a healthy twist to the whole story and in a way foreshadowed what the next book would be about. I also liked how Bella developed new feelings towards things that she wouldn’t have thought twice about in the first and second book. This shows that Bella is really growing as a character and is becoming a bit more complex than first anticipated. It had all the elements of a good story and then some. I would certainly recommend this book to all prospective readers who are above the age of fourteen or above. Even though everyone may not be the type of person who enjoys fantasy fiction, I still think that they should give this book a shot. I never particularly enjoyed fantasy fiction but Eclipse really impressed me


“Pick up the phone, your country’s calling”

February 29th, 2008

      By Margaret Capobianco

      There is a certain level of situation irony in the political indifference of America’s youth. In the 2008 election, 18-year olds across the country will have their first opportunity to take part in the democratic process, to vote, to make their voices heard. However, the reality of the situation is that in the last presidential election 47%, less than half of the demographic, actually voted. Compared with every other age based voting block, 18-24 year-olds have the lowest voter turn out. The issues that ride on this election: global warning, the war in Iraq, the economy, health care, our reputation in the world, will impact our generation more than any other. We will inherit the world that our politicians create; how can we not take interest? It is frightening the degree of politically illiteracy apparent in so much of my generation. There is just so much not caring, children parroting their parents’ beliefs without ever taking the time to learn about the issues. The excuse, “I’m not really into politics” is no longer sufficient as we reach the age where our votes count. Politics to some extent has become commercial in our culture, and the corruptness of politicians infamous. But what we miss is that fundamentally, politics is about people, about making the best country we can, about uniting the world. Saying “I’m not into politics” is like saying “I’m not into feeding starving children, ending the war, or creating jobs for the unemployed”. Our nation’s high schools will produce great doctors and lawyers, teachers and writers, but it does a disservice to us by not creating informed, politically active individuals. Everyone is so afraid to offend, but in three years of high school, we have yet to be educated about the facts of the Iraq war. Across the country there are 1,555 schools with JROTC programs, promoting enlistment of the nation’s youth, but teachers in those same schools cannot at least make us aware of more than just the reality of the war. Why shouldn’t we learn in school the facts about why we are there, the casualties both military and civilian, the impact it has had on our country and the world. We need to be taught not the opinions and spin of cable news, but the facts about the war our peers willgo and fight. American youths are dying in Iraq, the average age of the 3,945 U.S. military casualties is 27, and yet it is American youths who make such a point of not caring. We need to realize that when we are called the future of our country, it isn’t just a catchy clique. We have the power to help shape the world of tomorrow, to make it better…or make it worse. Whether you are liberal, conservative, or somewhere in between, you owe it to yourself to become involved, to become educated, but most of all, to care.

Sources: young voter strategies.org, rock the vote, university of Kansas, antiwar.com, https://www.usarmyjrotc.com/


Vegetarians: The Food, The Myths, The Legend

February 27th, 2008

By The Wise Carrot

Despite what pop-culture may portray them as, vegetarians aren’t the tree-hugging, grass eating, enthusiastic, airheads they are so often stereotyped to be (well, not all of them anyway). The purpose of this article is not to convert you to be a vegetarian, only to dispel a few of the myths that seem to be so prevalent, and provide a bit of insight for those who have been curious.

1. Vegetarians don’t get enough protein.

Untrue, meat is not the only source of protein. While it is an excellent source, the average person can get a sufficient amount of protein from just having a good diet. For example, beans and rice are an excellent source of protein.

2. Vegetarian food is squishy and gross.

For the most part, this is a misconception. Not all vegetarian good is made from tofu, and or vegetables that no one can pronounce (only the best ones are). Vegetarian meals can be healthy AND delicious.

3. What do vegetarians eat?

The age old question and probably the most common. There are a lot of meals that people eat every day that are vegetarian, and even more that can be made so with simple modifications. Still, having some skills in the kitchen makes a much happier vegetarian. In support, being a vegetarian can make you a much better cook. With all that said, I bet you’re just overcome with excitement about your newfound knowledge, and are eager to test out these theories of mine, here are a few places that I find are good:

Infusion Tea and Cafe

1600 Edgewater Drive

Orlando, Florida 32804

Wonderful menu and the people there are incredibly nice. Especially the person who works at the register be sure to say hi to him. Vegan Friendly.

Dragonfly Cafe

900 SE Indian Street

Stuart, FL 34997

Lunch: M -Sa, 11a-3pm.

Amazing food, both vegetarian and vegan.