Teachers Say the Darnedest Things!
February 29th, 2008Another reason to always listen to your teachers: they just say the darnedest (and in some cases, the smartest,) things!
“Because I don’t have any breast milk.”
-Mr. Boardman, English II (Pre-IB) and English IV teacher, on why he can’t bring his infant son to school
“Family is like fish: when they hang around too long, they start to smell.”
-Mr. Nusbaum, IB biology II, AP biology, and pre-AP biology teacher
“One time a student asked me,’When are you going to tell us what S.A. stands for since we have been writing them for a year now?’”
- Mr. Anderson, AP European history and theory of knowledge teacher
“It must be nice having a locker in the bathroom. You can get rid of two things at the same time.”
-Ms. Mejia, IB Spanish III and AP Spanish literature teacher, noticing how people often have to go to the bathroom when they forget their homework
“Math completes me. And my girlfriend…please don’t tell my girlfriend that I said math completes me.”
- Mr. Dungan, AP calculus AB and pre-calculus (honors) teacher
“Curious Andrew -it’s like the little monkey that didn’t quite make it famous.”
- Mr. Anderson, AP European history and theory of knowledge teacher
“I still count on my fingers, and even then I get it wrong.”
-Ms. Kurz, English III IB and English III teacher, pointing out she has an English degree, not a math degree
“Come prepared to die tomorrow.”
-Mrs. Fischer, pre-IB biology teacher, on the “Dread Red” lab
“I don’t love my pen the same way I love my husband.”
-Ms. Turley, AP English literature and compostion and theory of knowledge teacher, on different kinds of love
“”You’re like puppy dogs begging for a biscuit.”
- Mr. Anderson, AP European history and theory of knowledge teacher, describing his students’ eagerness for extra credit
“You may want to cut off your left hand on test day.”
-Mr. Bertossa, pre-IB conceptual physics and IB SL/AP B Physics teacher, explaining how to avoid confusion in regards to the right hand rule
“If you didn’t get it right, then yes, you got it wrong.”
-Mr. Brielmaier, pre-calc and mathematical studies teacher